Don't Like NSA? Baffle Them W/ BS!

I am not a fan of Edward Snowden, my hunch is that he is narcissistic or maybe even a traitor.  But, he has, importantly raised the question of the nearly omnipotent surveillance going on here in America.  I have decided I want to learn some guerilla tactics, to be one of many, should such conditions deteriorate.

So, here are some ideas I sent out to my email list.  I am looking for more!  Both easy ways to encrypt as well as easy ways to mess with the mofos...

Of course, I now realize I am even further up NSA's list than I even was before ("Hi guys!"), and that even my emails that LOOK like trouble might be discarded, but with enough people jacking with the system, maybe the new "Utah Data Center" (Google that, yikes!) might not be able to keep up...

Anyway, here is my email with some ideas.  Please send me more!

Keep reading after the buzzwords......!!!!  CLEARLY people good with computers will understand and enjoy this email more, also those, uh, untrusting of our government...

plutonium, William Gates, clone, BATF, SGDN, Nike, WWSV, Atlas, 
IWWSVCS, Delta, TWA, Kiwi, PGP 2.6.2., PGP 5.0i, PGP 5.1, siliconpimp, 
SASSTIXS, IWG, Lynch, 414, Face, Pixar, IRIDF, NSRB, eternity server, 
Skytel, Yukon, Templeton, Johohonbu, LUK, Cohiba, Soros, Standford, 
niche, ISEP, ISEC, 51, H&K, USP, ^, sardine, bank, EUB, USP, PCS, 
NRO, Red Cell, NSOF, Glock 26, snuffle, Patel, package, ISI, INR, INS, 
IRS, GRU, RUOP, GSS, NSP, SRI, Ronco, Armani, BOSS, Chobetsu, FBIS, BND, SISDE, FSB, BfV, IB, froglegs, JITEM, SADF, advise, TUSA, LITE, PKK,  HoHoCon, SISMI, ISG, FIS, MSW, Spyderco, UOP, SSCI, NIMA, HAMASMOIS,  SVR, SIN, advisors, SAP, Monica, OAU, PFS, Aladdin, AG, chameleon man,  Hutsul, CESID, Bess, rail gun, .375, Peering, CSC, Tangimoana Beach,  Commecen, Vanuatu, Kwajalein, LHI, DRM, GSGI, DST, MITI, JERTO, SDF,  Koancho, Blenheim, Rivera, Kyudanki, varon, 310, 17, 312, NB, CBM, CTP,  Sardine, SBIRS, jaws, SGDN, ADIU, DEADBEEF, IDP, IDF, Halibut, SONANGOL, Flu, &, Loin, PGP 5.53, meta, Faber, SFPD, EG&G, ISEP,  blackjack, Fox, Aum, AIEWS, AMW, RHL, Baranyi, WORM, MP5K-SD, 1071,  WINGS, cdi, VIA, DynCorp, UXO, Ti, WWSP, WID, osco, Mary, honor,  Templar, THAAD, package, CISD, ISG, BIOLWPN, JRA, ISB, ISDS, chosen, 
LBSD, van, schloss, secops, DCSS, DPSD, LIF, PRIME, SURVIAC, telex, SP4, Analyzer, embassy, Golf, B61-7, Maple, Tokyo, ERR, SBU, Threat, JPL,  Tess, SE, EPL, SPINTCOM, ISS-ADP, Merv, Mexico, SUR, SO13, Rojdykarna, airframe, 510, EuroFed, Avi, shelter, Crypto AG.

Etc. Above was only 20%..., and a short snippet from: http://www.boatingaccidentnews.com/take-me-out-of-this-ball-game/#respond

LOTS more buzzwords from: http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-06-30/multiple-government-agencies-are-keeping-records-your-credit-card-transactions#comment-3708536

You can always build up a little database of these kinds of words and "mix-and-match" them so that the computer doesn't pick up on the fact that you use the same ones...  Put some before, some after your messages to friends!

Come up with your own: "hydrogen sulfide", "hexogene", etc...

Foreign words even better: "MS-13", "cocaina", "explosivos", etc..........

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But, enough people doing this kind of stuff WILL clog the system...):

1)  Bad words/phrases (above)

2)  Blocks of email text starting with "Begin Public Key Block.........", even if you are not sending anything! (LOL!), Example (below next paragraph) from: http://www.foretune.co.jp/wildboar/key-create-example.html

Example of a Public Key Block just before message (more info? wikipedia!: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pretty_Good_Privacy), this header starts most "PGP (Pretty Good Privacy)" encrypted messages:

-----BEGIN PGP PUBLIC KEY BLOCK-----
Version: 2.6.i

mQCNAi+UeBsAAAEEAMP0kXU75GQdzwwlMiwZBUKFUDRgR4wH9y5NP9JaZfVX8shT
ESbCTbGSEExB2ktEPh5//dkfftsKNlzlAugKFKTgBv20tQ9lDKfdbPVR0HmTLz0e
wVIeqEue4+Mt/Kq7kMcQy+5sX2RBAiZTYl0n/JdY/WxflU0taq1kH/UUPkklAAUR
tB5NYXJ0eSBNY0ZseSA8bWFydHlAZnV0dXJlLmNvbT6JAJUCBRAvlHhGrWQf9RQ+
SSUBAQX+BACnhx7OTb1SfAcJVF/1kuRPUWuGcl57eZgv4syc1O9T3YNr0terWQBT
K0vFR00FdaBv9X9XwlxaBJHGeiBcmhaiOTwB912ysoteUzZHne3sHPw3MkYboAFx
xHg43Cnj60OeZG2PKp/kU91ipOJP1cs8/xYOGkeoAMqDfwPeFlkBiA==
=ddBN
-----END PGP PUBLIC KEY BLOCK-----

3)  Random numbers in blocks of five (fake coded messages -- give the computers a fit), you can do this on MS Excel, use this in Excel's command line:

=INT(RAND()*(99999-0))

Fill down several lines (here 19,) fill right several columns (here 8), and voila, below you have it!  It looks just like a genuine coded message, but it's not!  It's random gibberish!  You can also get random gibberish by, say, multiplying "pi" (3.14159...) * "phi" (1.62......) and that number by, say, a large prime (or multiple of two primes, say 60000001 *  59999999 (although I do not know if those are prime, but you can find big prime numbers by looking for them...), and then taking the digit numbers 2, 4, 6, 8, and 10...   Make up your own method, since it will be complex-looking, maybe secret code looking, you can fight back!

95810	99060	28406	74353	15891	99153	91791	38254
24020	14965	94064	46482	94454	75401	75507	54840
89525	82845	38190	00574	38627	85765	74682	60071
78130	89085	80443	56675	54249	48438	66743	81359
21860	76088	28168	10290	95342	08858	35206	57724
35516	36481	16044	60631	14618	13590	69847	42112
69293	86764	26906	48118	95782	07684	96601	01459
03695	02791	76996	55935	20944	22241	45697	37079
44575	54715	99417	81972	81729	44183	91063	17112
32578	69423	11158	88360	40083	72062	79601	56170
67171	59903	09179	55156	70139	66937	63095	54296
33955	06580	10918	56770	33077	88732	23108	85015
18566	59490	68133	61280	89078	06074	04604	22114
24494	35764	44461	53743	57154	36135	35938	28336
85398	70288	30811	65427	13348	68361	57822	87309
86059	71120	01153	97157	32116	87031	69201	08127
54354	03366	42341	74104	29313	40676	00957	27331
43446	15139	57420	34796	27098	96166	08025	60931
97810	90855	81238	30470	72398	14784	58465	73644

You add the zeros by hand (before pasting them in, or like I just did after) to make it look more "authentic (like old-fashioned coded messages)"...

Do be sure to write something like "Use 40 * 40 Matrix Number 5", just to make it look like a transformational cypher too (MUCH harder to break!).  

  :)              :)              :)

4)  Etc.  You all please tell me!

This would, yes, draw attention to yourselves, but burn up some energy over there at NSA...

N.B.  I am not worried, yet, but I am keeping a close eye on all of this.

If any of you have fun & easy ways to send out bogus emails that will be read, please pass along those techniques!  Maybe I'll write a book!

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Update!

Late additions, thanks Zero Hedge!

5)  Apply for ALL government benefits (SNAP cards, etc.)...!

6)  When the cops (or anyone similar stops you for any reason), act really, really dumb...  Slow down their day and frustrate them!