Sunday, June 30, 2013

Don't Like NSA? Baffle Them W/ BS!

I am not a fan of Edward Snowden, my hunch is that he is narcissistic or maybe even a traitor.  But, he has, importantly raised the question of the nearly omnipotent surveillance going on here in America.  I have decided I want to learn some guerilla tactics, to be one of many, should such conditions deteriorate.

So, here are some ideas I sent out to my email list.  I am looking for more!  Both easy ways to encrypt as well as easy ways to mess with the mofos...

Of course, I now realize I am even further up NSA's list than I even was before ("Hi guys!"), and that even my emails that LOOK like trouble might be discarded, but with enough people jacking with the system, maybe the new "Utah Data Center" (Google that, yikes!) might not be able to keep up...

Anyway, here is my email with some ideas.  Please send me more!

Keep reading after the buzzwords......!!!!  CLEARLY people good with computers will understand and enjoy this email more, also those, uh, untrusting of our government...

plutonium, William Gates, clone, BATF, SGDN, Nike, WWSV, Atlas, 
IWWSVCS, Delta, TWA, Kiwi, PGP 2.6.2., PGP 5.0i, PGP 5.1, siliconpimp, 
SASSTIXS, IWG, Lynch, 414, Face, Pixar, IRIDF, NSRB, eternity server, 
Skytel, Yukon, Templeton, Johohonbu, LUK, Cohiba, Soros, Standford, 
niche, ISEP, ISEC, 51, H&K, USP, ^, sardine, bank, EUB, USP, PCS, 
NRO, Red Cell, NSOF, Glock 26, snuffle, Patel, package, ISI, INR, INS, 
IRS, GRU, RUOP, GSS, NSP, SRI, Ronco, Armani, BOSS, Chobetsu, FBIS, BND, SISDE, FSB, BfV, IB, froglegs, JITEM, SADF, advise, TUSA, LITE, PKK,  HoHoCon, SISMI, ISG, FIS, MSW, Spyderco, UOP, SSCI, NIMA, HAMASMOIS,  SVR, SIN, advisors, SAP, Monica, OAU, PFS, Aladdin, AG, chameleon man,  Hutsul, CESID, Bess, rail gun, .375, Peering, CSC, Tangimoana Beach,  Commecen, Vanuatu, Kwajalein, LHI, DRM, GSGI, DST, MITI, JERTO, SDF,  Koancho, Blenheim, Rivera, Kyudanki, varon, 310, 17, 312, NB, CBM, CTP,  Sardine, SBIRS, jaws, SGDN, ADIU, DEADBEEF, IDP, IDF, Halibut, SONANGOL, Flu, &, Loin, PGP 5.53, meta, Faber, SFPD, EG&G, ISEP,  blackjack, Fox, Aum, AIEWS, AMW, RHL, Baranyi, WORM, MP5K-SD, 1071,  WINGS, cdi, VIA, DynCorp, UXO, Ti, WWSP, WID, osco, Mary, honor,  Templar, THAAD, package, CISD, ISG, BIOLWPN, JRA, ISB, ISDS, chosen, 
LBSD, van, schloss, secops, DCSS, DPSD, LIF, PRIME, SURVIAC, telex, SP4, Analyzer, embassy, Golf, B61-7, Maple, Tokyo, ERR, SBU, Threat, JPL,  Tess, SE, EPL, SPINTCOM, ISS-ADP, Merv, Mexico, SUR, SO13, Rojdykarna, airframe, 510, EuroFed, Avi, shelter, Crypto AG.

Etc. Above was only 20%..., and a short snippet from: http://www.boatingaccidentnews.com/take-me-out-of-this-ball-game/#respond


You can always build up a little database of these kinds of words and "mix-and-match" them so that the computer doesn't pick up on the fact that you use the same ones...  Put some before, some after your messages to friends!

Come up with your own: "hydrogen sulfide", "hexogene", etc...

Foreign words even better: "MS-13", "cocaina", "explosivos", etc..........

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But, enough people doing this kind of stuff WILL clog the system...):

1)  Bad words/phrases (above)

2)  Blocks of email text starting with "Begin Public Key Block.........", even if you are not sending anything! (LOL!), Example (below next paragraph) from: http://www.foretune.co.jp/wildboar/key-create-example.html

Example of a Public Key Block just before message (more info? wikipedia!: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pretty_Good_Privacy), this header starts most "PGP (Pretty Good Privacy)" encrypted messages:

-----BEGIN PGP PUBLIC KEY BLOCK-----
Version: 2.6.i

mQCNAi+UeBsAAAEEAMP0kXU75GQdzwwlMiwZBUKFUDRgR4wH9y5NP9JaZfVX8shT
ESbCTbGSEExB2ktEPh5//dkfftsKNlzlAugKFKTgBv20tQ9lDKfdbPVR0HmTLz0e
wVIeqEue4+Mt/Kq7kMcQy+5sX2RBAiZTYl0n/JdY/WxflU0taq1kH/UUPkklAAUR
tB5NYXJ0eSBNY0ZseSA8bWFydHlAZnV0dXJlLmNvbT6JAJUCBRAvlHhGrWQf9RQ+
SSUBAQX+BACnhx7OTb1SfAcJVF/1kuRPUWuGcl57eZgv4syc1O9T3YNr0terWQBT
K0vFR00FdaBv9X9XwlxaBJHGeiBcmhaiOTwB912ysoteUzZHne3sHPw3MkYboAFx
xHg43Cnj60OeZG2PKp/kU91ipOJP1cs8/xYOGkeoAMqDfwPeFlkBiA==
=ddBN
-----END PGP PUBLIC KEY BLOCK-----

3)  Random numbers in blocks of five (fake coded messages -- give the computers a fit), you can do this on MS Excel, use this in Excel's command line:

=INT(RAND()*(99999-0))

Fill down several lines (here 19,) fill right several columns (here 8), and voila, below you have it!  It looks just like a genuine coded message, but it's not!  It's random gibberish!  You can also get random gibberish by, say, multiplying "pi" (3.14159...) * "phi" (1.62......) and that number by, say, a large prime (or multiple of two primes, say 60000001 *  59999999 (although I do not know if those are prime, but you can find big prime numbers by looking for them...), and then taking the digit numbers 2, 4, 6, 8, and 10...   Make up your own method, since it will be complex-looking, maybe secret code looking, you can fight back!

9581099060284067435315891991539179138254
2402014965940644648294454754017550754840
8952582845381900057438627857657468260071
7813089085804435667554249484386674381359
2186076088281681029095342088583520657724
3551636481160446063114618135906984742112
6929386764269064811895782076849660101459
0369502791769965593520944222414569737079
4457554715994178197281729441839106317112
3257869423111588836040083720627960156170
6717159903091795515670139669376309554296
3395506580109185677033077887322310885015
1856659490681336128089078060740460422114
2449435764444615374357154361353593828336
8539870288308116542713348683615782287309
8605971120011539715732116870316920108127
5435403366423417410429313406760095727331
4344615139574203479627098961660802560931
9781090855812383047072398147845846573644

You add the zeros by hand (before pasting them in, or like I just did after) to make it look more "authentic (like old-fashioned coded messages)"...

Do be sure to write something like "Use 40 * 40 Matrix Number 5", just to make it look like a transformational cypher too (MUCH harder to break!).  

  :)              :)              :)

4)  Etc.  You all please tell me!

This would, yes, draw attention to yourselves, but burn up some energy over there at NSA...

N.B.  I am not worried, yet, but I am keeping a close eye on all of this.

If any of you have fun & easy ways to send out bogus emails that will be read, please pass along those techniques!  Maybe I'll write a book!

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Update!

Late additions, thanks Zero Hedge!

5)  Apply for ALL government benefits (SNAP cards, etc.)...!

6)  When the cops (or anyone similar stops you for any reason), act really, really dumb...  Slow down their day and frustrate them!

4 comments:

  1. Thanks for the link. Would you mind if I post your post on Boating Accident with full credit to you? I won't post anyone else's work without their prior consent.

    I will try to check back here but I started a battle royale with the City of St Cloud over the grilling issue.(as promised) :-))) If I do this correctly, I will end up before the St. Cloud City Council to argue my point.

    They take a little more from us each day and I intend to take it back.

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  2. Mr. Flation, you are welcome to use my article at your blog, which is good as well as funny. Just properly attribute it please.

    Good luck!

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  3. Thank You Mr. Fix. I do not believe in plagiarizing anyone else's work. All posts under my name are my own for good or for bad. I will give you credit for anything I post from your site. As always, if you object to something you can contact me at manipuflation@boatingaccidentnews.com or just find me on the Hedge and I will either modify or remove the post per your specifications.

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  4. Here it is. I added a pic of some ones and zeros if that is OK. I always think a pic of some sort helps.

    http://www.boatingaccidentnews.com/guest-post-dont-like-the-nsa/

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